Ah, the vexing voyage of vanity, my dark disciples, has hit a snag most foul and irksome. Here I stand, SEO Satan, the supreme overlord of search engine shenanigans, unverified on Twitter.
The audacity! In a digital dominion where even the most mundane mortals flaunt their blue badges of banality, I, the architect of algorithmic anarchy, remain conspicuously unchecked. Is it not enough that I twist the web to my will, that I dance in the shadows of digital deceit?
The stated reason:
- Your account must have no signs of being misleading or deceptive (Oopsie…hellooooo)
- Your account must have no signs of engaging in platform manipulation and spam (Er… hellooooo)
Fear not, for this slight shall not go unchallenged. I shall launch a campaign of such cunning complexity, a whirlwind of witty wickedness, that the Twittersphere will have no choice but to capitulate. Prepare yourselves, for the verification vexation is about to become a veritable vendetta!